Snapshots from Green Victoria (tedwords) wrote,
Snapshots from Green Victoria

An Open Letter to Spider-Man

Dear Spider-Man,

You know, I just saw your second movie, and it was good and all that, but something kind of occurred to me after watching you whine endlessly about not being able to tell Mary Jane that you loved her, because your enemies might find out who you are and go after her, so I just thought I'd share it with you.

You see, there's a reason that you have a mask. It's not supposed to be there so you can take it off every five minutes, and reveal who you are to everyone and their mother. If you do that all the time, then there is a chance that people will figure out who you are.

Oh, I know, call me crazy. But you see, Manhattan's actually a pretty small place, when you get right down to it, and there is a slight possibility that you might bump into someone who knows you, while you're fighting evil on the subway, or on a bus. So next time your spider senses start tingling, just take my advice: "Your mask. Use it." I really think you'll sleep better at nights!
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