Here's something I want to talk about: As I was working on Ashley's Oklahoma project for school, I kept myself amused by watching the Miss USA beauty pageant. Talk about geniuses! These girls made Barbie look like a plastic Einstein. Here are some of my favorite responses:
(From Miss South Carolina)
Q.: Tell us a bit about your charity work.
A.: The charity I'm involved with matches up stray dogs with stray children.
Wow! Stray children! I've always felt that stray children should be spaded and neutered, myself. But that's just me.
(From Miss Missouri):
Q.: If you could change one in event in your life, what would it be?
A.: I would change the size of my feet.
Here's what your answer should have been: "If I could change one event in my life, it would be the time that my Mom repeatedly dropped me on my head...
(From Miss South Carolina, again)
Q.: Should stars be allowed to voice their opinion?
A.: Absolutely NOT. They should be given the same rights that we have as citizens and ONLY be allowed to vote.
Yeah, there you go...I guess I forgot to read the fine print on that silly "freedom of speech" thing that our forefathers put into the constitution...it says that only Republicans and morons participating in beauty pageants should be given the opportunity to voice their opinion. What was I thinking?