Snapshots from Green Victoria (tedwords) wrote,
Snapshots from Green Victoria

The top ten things overheard by the gay contingent at tonight's Red Sox/Yankees game...

10) Hey look--the batter really is up!
9) That cold sore on Williamson's lips is really nasty. I wonder who he's been kissing?
8) Is that a baseball bat in your hands or are you just happy to see me?
7) Veni, Vidi, Variteki...
6) All those bald heads and beards. Are you sure this isn't a bear convention?
5) Forget Zimmerman! Pedro can come after me tonight!
4) Wakefield's baseball cap looks like it's been drenched in love lotion...
3) "Awwww...Mongo straight!" (Wait, I think that one should have been on the 'Top Ten Lines from Blazing Saddles' list...then again, maybe not...)
2) Can I try out the infield fly rule on you?
1) Hit the showers? But it's only the first inning!
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