I nodded my head, "I totally get that. There have been times where I've worried whether I had zipped up my fly, and maybe my wang is hanging out and everyone can see it."
He stared at me strangely. "I have NEVER worried about that."
Really? I think it's a pretty normal thing to worry about. I mean, I know I have irrational fears, but I think this one's pretty normal.
Anyone care to back me up on this? Tell me I'm not crazy. Please!