"Okay guys," I said, "Time to go to Josie's for the Superbowl game." I looked around to Corb and Theo. "Now, listen, you might want to make sure you have everything you're going to need to get through the game. For example, I'm packing my laptop and bringing Game of Thrones..."
"Dad!" Theo said, sternly. "That's not the right attitude. You have to at least pretend to care."
"Exactly," said Corb.
"Oh, really?" I smiled, amused. "Will you be wearing your Patriots jersey, Corb?"
Corb shook his head. "Don't be ridiculous. I'm wearing my Patriots boxers. And that's ALL I'm wearing."
"I'm wearing my Patriots thong," added Theo.
"I've got Patriots nipple tassels!" said Corb. "One says Tom, the other says Brady."
"Oh, wow. I've got my nipple tassels on, too!" said Theo.
Sigh. My guys. Gotta love them.
Ninety minutes later
I'm on my laptop, playing Words with Friends. Theo is playing World of Warcraft. Corb is on his Galaxy. Superbowl done right!