"Well, it's like this," she said. "I WAS going to go, but then Jo-Ellen told me that at some point during the party, she was going to take her boyfriend upstairs to show him her boobs as his birthday present. But she wanted to go up there for ten minutes, which would mean I'd be stuck sitting there with her boyfriend's geeky friends for ten minutes. So, I asked her if she could only show him her boobs for five minutes, and--"
"What's that, Dad?"
"You see, I guess I really should be flattered that you're so open with me, and all, but you know, there are really some parts of the story that you REALLY, don't need to share with me."
"Like, the showing her boyfriend her boobs part. MAYBE I didn't really need to know that..."