Wait. Desperate Housewives is a repeat. Well, forget that. Let's try Vampire Bats .
Egad. We lasted through one scene. Man, I would just love to be the kid who gets to put on his acting credits, "I played Jason Ortiz, the drunk college student that got to wobble around and get eaten by bats, after I drunkenly feel into a puddle of mud."
Corb and I waited around to see them discover his dead body. Oh, so THAT's what happened to Brett Butler. Was is worth coming out of rehab to be a part of THIS?
Luckily, I picked up the first season of Drawn Together . Well, this should be fun...
BTW, fag alert: I am totally obsessed with Madonna's new song. I could hear it over and over again. But I wonder...do you think ABBA gets royalties for it?