Corb was incredibly helpful. He thinks she should start her report like this:
"Eleanor Roosevelt is the most famous ugly person in history. There are a number of theories about how she got to be so ugly. A few of them are:
a) She fell from the top of an ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
b) She got her upper lip stuck in a vacuum.
c) She was beaten with an ugly stick for three days straight."
Corbett won't be helping her write this paper.