Snapshots from Green Victoria (tedwords) wrote,
Snapshots from Green Victoria
tedwords

Just checking out the initial reviews for Elektra ...they're actually about as funny as the reviews for Catwoman ! SEE--I told you that my idea about a Carmen Electra movie would have been more entertaining!

"The movie doesn’t thrill like sticking one’s finger in a 110 volt socket - it’s more akin to the small, tingling sensation one gets when licking a 9 volt battery."
-- Stefan Halley, HERO REALM

"Scantily clad action heroine with a sexy-tough pout? Check. Supernatural bad-guy gang of tattooed, Goth-punk clowns? Check.... A half-hearted, prefabricated effort."
-- Rob Blackwelder, SPLICEDWIRE

"...a bit like ordering egg rolls at McDonald's."
-- Josh Larsen, SUN PUBLICATIONS (CHICAGO, IL)

"Comic book franchise or Victoria's Secret commercial?"
-- Kim Morgan, L.A. WEEKLY

"Produces levels of excitement typically attained by proofreading science textbooks"
-- Sean O'Connell, FILMCRITIC.COM

"Elektra would have been far better off staying dead."
-- Dustin Putman, THEMOVIEBOY.COM

"Elektra girds her loins with less intensity of purpose than if she were scanning the darkness for signs of copyright infringement."
-- Lisa Schwarzbaum, ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY
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