However, I do think that it would make a great Broadway musical. Can't you just see it? Dancing girls with their heads turning around, lifting up crucifixes and singing and dancing, as rivers of green vomit pour on to the stage?
"F*** me, Jesus, the sow is mine
I'm taking over Reagen in triple time!
It's a hell of a thing, and just to stun ya
I won't be leaving til she's six feet unda!"
The highlight of the show will be "What a Lovely Day for an Exorcism," which will be written in the style of Rogers and Hammerstein circa Oklahoma!
I tell you, it'd be a huge success!
We saw Die, Mommy, Die last night, and I've been singing "Why Not Me?" all day long. Who says I don't have an appreciation for the classics?