If I knocked on your door, and you opened it, and I was standing there stark naked, pick one thing you would do:
1. Say to me, "Is that thing registered as a dangerous weapon?"
2. Tell me to "Go back to Whore Island, you whore!"
3. Ask me to turn my head and cough.
4. Ask me whether I was there from Publisher's Clearing House.
5. Hire me on as your manservant, where my chief responsibility would be to impregnate with a turkey baster women being held in your basement against their will for the purpose of providing a black market of bastard children to lesbian couples.
Think long and hard about your answer--the fate of the free world depends on it!