Snapshots from Green Victoria (tedwords) wrote,
Snapshots from Green Victoria

There's this really silly poll going around on LJ that I would never post to my journal in a million years...but that won't stop me from changing it just a little bit...

If I knocked on your door, and you opened it, and I was standing there stark naked, pick one thing you would do:

1. Say to me, "Is that thing registered as a dangerous weapon?"

2. Tell me to "Go back to Whore Island, you whore!"

3. Ask me to turn my head and cough.

4. Ask me whether I was there from Publisher's Clearing House.

5. Hire me on as your manservant, where my chief responsibility would be to impregnate with a turkey baster women being held in your basement against their will for the purpose of providing a black market of bastard children to lesbian couples.

Think long and hard about your answer--the fate of the free world depends on it!
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